Sunday, July 10, 2011

*Life is Super Awkward!!!*

I have recently started following this twitter account called "TheAwkwardTweet" and it didn't take long for me to realize this person is exactly like me. I have experienced every one of these awkward moments before and even came up with some of the same jokes. Awkwardness is a very real thing that is very present in my life and it must be addressed. I'm going to give a list of some of the tweets that made me laugh because I can TOTALLY relate. Life is super awkward and I'm glad this person can admit it! I'm also glad to know I'm not the only one concerning some of these things….I was beginning to think I might be weird.

The awkward moment when you finish a large popcorn by the opening credits at the cinema.

The awkward moment when you feel like you've shared too much already but just can't stop talking.

The awkward moment when you're taking a shower and your foot slips and your life flashes before your eyes.

The awkward moment when a sad song comes on your iPod, so you stare out of the window like you're the star of the music video.

The awkward moment when you realize you've been balancing your laptop on your belly fat for the past hour.

The awkward moment when you see a cat and start meowing at it, waiting for it to meow back, only to realize that someone is watching you.

The awkward moment when you sleep over at a friend’s and wake up before them and all you can do is stare at the ceiling.

The awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times it loses its meaning, & sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth.

The awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking your pen and then you have to click it again to use it.

The awkward moment when you can't stop laughing at your own joke because you're so super hilarious.

The awkward moment when you're at someone's house and the toilet won't flush.

The awkward moment when you actually start to believe that you will die forever alone.

The awkward moment when you don't know why you're in a bad mood, but you just are.

The awkward moment when you surprise yourself by saying something really deep and you begin to wonder whether you may be a poet.

The awkward moment when your parents have a better social life than you.

The awkward moment when you rub your eyes innocently, forgetting you're wearing mascara and end up looking like a raccoon.

The awkward moment when your heart stops because you tilted your chair back too far.

The awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home.

The awkward moment when you realize the thing you've been charging for hours was never properly plugged in.

The awkward moment when you see someone really good looking, and then realize you just looked in a mirror.

The awkward moment when you try to not blink for a picture, and when you look at the picture you realize your eyes resemble a mass murderer.

The awkward moment when even twitter knows that you're forever alone as it suggests you to follow match.com

That awkward moment when you accidentally send a wink face instead of a regular smiley face in a text and it makes it sound really creepy.

The awkward moment when you are just casually dancing and you get mistaken for Beyonce.

The awkward moment when you finish a good book/TV series and you have to face the reality of your boring life.

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you're still forever alone.

The awkward moment when you look at an old photo of yourself and realize just how unattractive you were.

The awkward moment when something falls in your room in the middle of the night.

The awkward moment when there is more than one camera taking a picture of you and your friends and you don't know which one to look at.

The awkward moment when you call everyone in to watch a funny YouTube video and you're the only person who finds it remotely funny.

The awkward moment when you get into one little fight and your mom gets scared and makes you move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air

The awkward moment when you can't remember which cup is yours.

The awkward moment when you come back from something and someone has stolen your seat.

The awkward moment when someone spits on you during a conversation & you have to wait for them to walk away before you can wipe it off.

The awkward moment between your birth and death.

1 comment:

  1. HA HA HA!! No wonder I like you so much - you so remind me of me!! I have had a lot of these awkward moments too!!

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